from Matt Goias' Sexytime Explosion Column in Mass Appeal

Title: Here's How Not to Have Sexy With Me...

"5. Be A Female Disc Jockey

This is the New York City hipster equivalent of Middle American chicks who pretend they like sports in order to have an "in" with the boys. It's gross. I do not want to talk to girls about rare 45s, the latest bootleg import, headphone technology, preferred cartridges, or the Stalag 17 riddim. I have plenty of nerdy-ass male friends with whom I do that with already for hours on end.

There is one exception to this rule... a girl DJ named Christine Renée. She's super ridiculosly retarded hot and smart and she pulled off and handed me her panties-no fucking lie-less than 14 seconds after I met her. That's my kind of girl."